"You’re not even a high functioning sociopath, you’re just a functioning sociopath."
"I heard ‘function’ and ‘path’. Are we talking maths here or can I go back to ignoring you?"
The tiniest layout difference in Google and I sit for a good 20 seconds staring like “there’s a disturbance in the force” O.O
Looks good though, cleaner.
For some people, being single is less romantic misfortune and more an unattended man-child kind of deal.
Like a school class with no teacher,
Or a toddler left alone with paint.
Pros to the iPad Airs insane battery: it easily lasts all day at Uni, meaning I don’t need to pack chargers.
Cons to the iPad Airs insane battery: it makes it impossible to escape the feeling of a wasted day when I drain it from 100% to 20% without getting out of my pyjamas.
Today I sliced through a nut with a g-string.
One day, when I have a lot of free time, I’m going to hook a big red button to my Raspberry Pi.
This button, when pressed, will instantly send a command to my router telling it to shut down immediately.
All of my devices will go offline, I will be disconnected and receive no notifications for anything.
The device will then begin to run through a playlist of lovely music through nice big speakers, and I will sit and listen.
This will be my panic button.
That moment of realization that the only time you buy food labelled as “For 2” is when you’re really damn hungry…
Once I’ve done a few more skydive jumps I might try archery for a bit instead.
It’s crazy badass, and I should try it while I have the chance. Always wanted to!